Okay, yeah I watch porn. So do you. It’s
great. Sometimes terrible. Don’t compare yourself just mindlessly abuse your
body and eject the memory form your brain space. And more often than not, female pornstars
have crazy ugly mugs. Now, I’ve always been open-minded sexually, some might
even say extremely open minded. To me anal lovers can be a little bland, I’ve
always been curious about it because I feel like men are afraid to ask for it. I
would be uncomfortable dating/hiring someone I couldn’t be uninhibited with, so
dudes just asssskkkk.
I like weird kinks, like one guy told me he
really liked smelling my hair? Rape play tops my list of things that I’ve
wondered about, and decided against. There’s just too much grey-area for me. Then
there’s the “daddy” fetishist, nazi porn lovers, animal fuckers, fisters etc etc. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to
convince someone to let me peg them, if only for the shits & giggs. I find
fem-dom hilarious, and not very sexy sooorrry. I have to say my favourite thing
in the world is male masturbation. I know it’s so common, you’d probably find
any hobo doing it under a bridge. But there’s just something beautiful about
cocks. Call me a CockLuver, if you will. Just tug on that rod and I’m yours.
Lately, however, I’ve been made aware of
this “anal-only” lifestyle. Which speaks to me, it’s slightly more extreme than
a quick butt-fucking because it’s more about deprivation and repression of
traditional orgasms (ie. flicking the clit) for most women. The female is
deprived of any vaginal or clitoral stimulation and is forced to endure and
(hopefully) learn to enjoy penetration of the anus.
Deprivation and repression are two of my
favourite things, the reason being is they are less harmful than
slapping/choking and physical violence that leave bruises and hard-to-explain
markings and they don’t cause physical pain more emotional….IDK what that says
about me. The second reason is because we all want what we can’t have. And more
importantly, we all want to cum!
Anal-only also has great perks like
reducing the chance of pregnancy without the use of BC (don’t recommend), and saving
one’s virtue for a rich Jew down the line. Also for your personal safety,
things they don’t mention on anal-only blogs is, do it with someone you know
and that HAS BEEN TESTED.
But if you love the risk, anal (dick/hand/object)
increases the chance of acquiring an STD and may lead to prolapses and ruptured
colons. Which since I’m a butt doc, I will take care of for you J
So am I strictly anal? Well if you’re a 6’2
Spaniard and you love to cuddle you can find out.
Till then,
ATG