Saturday 15 October 2016

Gross Human: Remove Thyself

Greetings cunts,

Someone called me “worse than a Trump supporter” today. Why is that an insult? I guess I sort of wanted to write this because I have a problem. I suffer from political extremism. My janky ideas fuck up all my relationship and I’m indefinitely in the closet about my ideology. What are you supposed to do when you find out that you’re actually the “bad guy”?

Is it time to come out? Can I stop pretending to love the gays, pubic-hair faced mooslims, chinky-dinks, tards and putrid young white males?

I like racial segregation. I strongly support late term abortion (even up ‘til the second before crowning). I believe that men and women have their distinct social roles. If you’re fat, short, deformed or otherwise defective ABORT YOURSELF.

I don’t believe that an individual life is worth much, and that the collective is much more important. I don’t think personal freedoms are anything-particularly necessary. I don’t believe in preserving culture or religion. I don’t care about feminism, ROKers, NEETs, human vegetables, “mental health” support or breaking stereotypes. I like eugenics. There are people who cannot be allowed to have kids (tards, gays and smack monkeys). Above all, I love being an asshole.

I don’t know why it’s okay for something like Tinder to exist. If you want to prostitute yourself, at least ask for a fucking dowry. What degeneracy is this? I can’t comprehend why people who take liberal arts degrees are considered useful to society. I can paint, I think I’m well trained. Doesn’t mean I’m going to stop curing cancer to purse le passion. Hell, why are people surprised when I say I don’t like them or actively dislike them?

Why is it wrong to say Jews are grubby and that Caucasians wrinkle like cotton linen on a hot afternoon? Cunt should be a socially appropriate term for prissy twats that walk around their thongs wedged a little too far up their white-girl bland lib ass.

I’m truly lucky to live in the land of Nazis and cowboys. People often protest at my university about the gays and muslims. It fills me with glee. I don’t know what you people who live in liberal cities do….

Some poz’d Polish guy called me a little curry muncher at a bar, you bet your balls I let him grind it. No I didn’t. Desperation is an unfortunate colour on most average looking white guys; it’s a bigger deterrent than a ripe case of pubic lice.

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Honesty would get us a lot further. Stop humoring the moronic and vacuous mental cases. They’re not people. You’re welcome xoxo

ATG

Saturday 8 October 2016

Sales Pitch: Life Insurance for Hookers





I’m a big proponent of treating whores like people. Why? I don’t know. I just have a soft spot for lot lizards, streetwalkers, trick turners, bawds, nymphos, backsliders, croquets, knob-polishers and whathaveyous. I guess the sympathy stems from the fact that I genuinely see myself being in their shoes hooker heels, I love sex and I love money. I’d want Uncle Kraker to be my pimp. He’d sing you won’t find nobody like meas he proceeded to bitch slap me for spending my loonies on a sniff of glue. In the end I can’t get wet for betas with whiskey dick, no matter how hard I try; I guess being a doctor/doctor of philosophy will just have to suffice.
Putting all jokes aside, human trafficking is one of my pet projects. I find the concept interesting. The idea of modern-day slavery is sad to me, I want be the only one allowed to own people :(
I can be surrounded by the most brilliant men and women every day, curing everything from ass cancer to making machines move literally with their minds (ie. brain impulses), yet girls in my city are being sold for $50-80 a night at the age of 13. That’s gross. It doesn’t sit right with me.
So, I was watching Pussycat Dolls music videos while painting my friend’s portrait and this idea came to me. If the government won’t fully legalize prostitution I think we should have a comprehensive insurance to protect said whores from their johns and clientele. Regulating prostitution is the best way to prevent from young women and men from being abused for werkin’ dem dicks.
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Your goods and services are valuable so make sure you have the right coverage that leaves nothing to the imagination.
Government of Canada has allowed the selling of sexual services but prevented the purchase of them, this is a good baby-step but we need more, and more comprehensive protection for people in all labour fields. If porn is legal, then prostitution should be as well. Come on people this is common sense. One little issue that would disappear if someone, just once, would fucking LISTEN TO ME.
I want to be clear… if you’re a man who rents hookers I definitely think you’re a loser. But I care about you, whores, and so does Bill Clinton <3